Clearly the two-year-old knows that's an absurd notion and will make a stink over your chosen outfit.
Tip #2: Suggest the nice-looking brown boots for said two-year-old's photo footwear.
Obviously the gaudy Hello Kitty boots will be a much bigger draw, resulting in tears which will then lead to socked feet in all the photos.
Tip #4: Take the photos on a beautiful, warm day with vibrant fall leaves in the background.
Best to pick a day that's rainy and dreary as that will surely jive better with a certain child's mood.
Tip #5: Position the chairs so there's a large gap in the middle:
That should do it!